Updated Science: The Science of Body Language

fakescience:

The Science of Body Language

  • Since we first published this science, nothing about Sally has changed. Nothing. Sometimes, you talk to her and you’re about to say, “Sally, don’t you realize your body language indicates deep-seeded issues with commitment? Issues that spring from your own narcissistic fear of aging?” But then you just cross your arms (classic body language) and listen to her complain about how it’s too difficult to return a used dress to the department store.

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bathory-babe:

How many of you have heard Latasha Harlins?
*everyone is silent*

She was killed by Korean store owner Soon Ja Du, which set off the LA Riots. Ice Cube did a song about her called Black Korea, predicting that riot in fact. Some of us know. And no, I didn’t have to look her up. I remember. I read the Final Call.

She was murdered over a damn bottle of orange juice that store owner thought she was going to steal. There were eye witnesses and security camera footage.
The store owner still got no jail time! 
It’s not just an inconvenience to be followed around the store. You can be murdered if the store clerk decides to stand their ground.  If you’ve been followed around a store before, let Harlins tragedy serve as a reminder of why you shouldn’t go back.
Don’t spend money where you are not welcomed!

daniellemertina:

That’s something I literally can’t get over. How plantations aren’t viewed as sites of genocide and as representative of some of the most extreme evil humanity has ever done. 

You can visit a plantation and they won’t even talk about slavery. It’s common to get married on plantations.

Being a Californian this was all very off-putting to me when I visited Georgia. I love Black people and Black culture in the South but it’s still the South. 

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
Anonymous whispered: Blowjob? or handjob?

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits


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saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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brbimpoopin:

Florida.

truth

florida is a shithole never come here unless you want to get arrested or witness rednecks playing lil wayne in a lifted truck with a confederate flag hanging somewhere screaming nigger. theres also a shit ton of old people and some flesh eating bacteria at the beach 

preach 

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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mathprofessorquotes:

"So if you just integrate over the volume of the potato.."- A Calculus Professor

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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